"I can’t live the button-down life like you. I want it all, the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend some of the blue noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards and talk about “what’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
Homer Simpson
